Showing posts with label Saint Hoshooua. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saint Hoshooua. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Votes are in

As you can see, if you glance to your right, the public has voted (or at least eight of you did) and it has been decreed that Saint Hoshooua shall retain his Sainthood. For now. Since 3 votes were for maybe, I believe that means his Sainthood has been put on a probationary trial period.
I will keep you updated about the constantly fluctuating status of our newest Saint.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Rejected Sainthood?

St. Hoshooua is in serious peril of losing his sainthood. Whilst he was speaking on the phone to, none other than his father, he kicked a ball into my face. Now, this could have been forgiven, as I believed it was an accident, BUT then he proceeded to whip the ball at me until I sought refuge in the bathroom. Yes, the shitter of ALL places was my safe haven. So, I have posted a poll and we shall have a fair vote as to whether the newly minted saint should retain his sainthood. I anxiously await your answers.

Dramatic reenactment of the inciting incident


*Don't forget to participate in the poll to your right*

Today's thought

yep, I said thought, not thoughts. I only have one a day. Don't try to push me to come up with more than one thought a day, it's hard enough as it is.
So, here it is. I just realized that as of this month Josh and I have been together 10 - TEN- years! Whooooaaa. That just seems crazy. And funny enough we've only been married for not quite 3 months. ha, ha. Who ever would have thought life would turn out this way. I certainly didn't think I'd end up meeting the man I'd marry when I was 18 years old. But I'm glad that I did and I'm glad that the saintly man (did I mention he just recently gained Sainthood?) stuck it out and is willing to stick out another 10 plus years with me. Yay for me.

*A brief public service announcement: In groundbreaking news there is a new saint in town, Saint Hoshooua, patron Saint of cranky, overly emotional wives. Coming soon to a store near you Saint Hoshooua medallions. Let your crazy wife take out this aggression by throwing this medallion around when in a temper. Life just wouldn't be complete without one. Callers are standing by for your order 1-800-mad-wife*

So there it is a thought for today PLUS a Public Service Announcement, aren't you lucky.